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Ashlee Simpson’s in a Bikini

Ashlee Simpson BikiniUnder the watchful, through all ages. watchful eyes of Papa Joe, the sum Simpson clan slipped down to Mexico towards a little family vacay over the weekend whither Ashlee brought her new boyfriend and pranced about in a bikini as Jessica hid with less than a poncho. Not so much used up of shame, as much as she had pork pockets installed. Except surprisingly absent was minute Bronx Mowgli who’s to all appearance sitting at home right now vigilance Pete Wentz wonder when Ashlee’s going to generate back from the store. “She declared she’d just be a sixtieth part of an hour. But if I call, she’ll get mad. Oh, fiddlesticks!”

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Ashlee Simpson Bikini

Ashlee Simpson Bikini

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Ashlee Simpson Bikini

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Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas Are Dating?

Reality TV has been Kristin Cavallari is rumored to exist dating her Dancing With the Stars participant, Mark Ballas. Every season, pairs of contestants are romantically linked because tabloid writers can't seem to thwart taking it there.

Kristin Cavallari, Mark Ballas 

Jay Cutler dumped his maneater fiance and Mark Ballas and Pia Toscano are ~t one longer secretly dating, so they're one as well as the other available. Cue rumor!

Mark spoke all over Kristin, saying: "She is a sweetheart. We gain a lot of fun. We the one and the other laugh a lot. We're acquisition along great."

Kristin claims that she "expected" dating rumors to twitch because "that's just what happens" then you're a whore. - my words.

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Snooki: Alcoholic or Harmless Blast in a Glass?


Love her or bear malice to her, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is often the most interesting part of Jersey Shore and her aphrodite of booze may be the most interesting part of Snooki. But are we, in the same proportion that viewers, enjoying the antics of a amiable lush having the time of her given to intoxication life, or are we pointing and gay at a troubled young woman desperately crying out for help?



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From the beginning of her "career" Snooki's willingness to rap back endless shots of tequila and constitution a drunken orange spectacle of herself up~ the body national TV has been one of her ~ly famous and polarizing qualities. Fans of Snooki's benevolence her shameless fondness for getting wasted, under which circumstances detractors say she's a existing embodiment of everything that's do an injury to with America and she's at her conquer when she's hammered. We in this place at POTP think television would have existence a much more boring place out of Shnooks sh!tfaced antics, but the greater degree of we see of her boozy behavior, the harder it is to deny she has a problem. Here's a refresher put ~ some of Snook's drunkest lowlights:



On fit two of Shore, Snooks was arrested in the place of nothing other than being a inebriated loudmouth who couldn't locate the deep. Let's put that in perspective. She was arrested on the marge in Jersey for being drunk and offensive. That's like getting thrown disclosed Lindsay Lohan's house for bringing likewise much coke.



Nicole



Snooki's drinking has resulted in acuteness. Sure, there was that night in Florence, whither she accidentally kicked Deena's @ss, goal the most famous example of Snooki mixing common ancestry with her tequila is the prepare one incident that first brought her public headlines. Naturally, a woman is not ever to blame for getting punched ~ means of a man, but if bad things routinely turn up when you drink, it should impel up a red flag. Another major warning sign of alcoholism:



Snooki drinks put ~ the job. Routinely. This chick downs booze at moil like most people sip coffee. Like such many drunken shenanigans, the first time she did it, it was diverting. Now that it's become a rareness for her to get through a day at work without getting hammered, it's a tiny worrisome. Snooks got into the usage at the Shore Store in Jersey and took it to a commencing level at the pizzeria in Florence, to what her bosses are decidedly less tolerant of her tendency to mix commerce (pretending to work) and pleasure (acquisition hammered) Speaking of Italy...



Snooks has been punishing her liver in recently made known and astounding ways on the fourth qualify of Shore, reminding the citizens of Florence exactly wherefore they hate drunk American tourists. On ultimate week's episode Snooki and Deena turned a ~ up to the beach into a 24-twenty-fourth part of a day bender. The drunken duo got blackout hammered in front of the sun went down and completely forgot respecting their epic girl-on-girl execute-out session. Naturally, their roommates mercilessly ripped on them the morning after, a course that Snooki seems sadly accustomed to at this design.



Being the butt of jokes is lot of being Snooki, but there's a thin line between comedy and tragedy. Following her restraint in Jersey, Snooki spoke of the modesty she brought to her parents and famously vowed to deliver drinking (during the day). Anyone who's been attention the show this season knows Nicole has been impotent to rise to the very less challenge of keeping that promise. The circumstance that she expressed her desire to obstruct getting drunk and discussed her goal publicly indicates pair things - that Snooki wants to close drinking, and that she's in engrossed denial about the extent of her alcoholism. 



Snooki clearly conclusion that she would be able to ac~ getting drunk, and that it wouldn't present ~ one challenge to her. She was clearly injure. Naturally, if she were still Nicole, the pint-sized vet tech from Poughkeepsie, she'd pleasing have a much easier time staying right hand the sauce. But Snooki is a huge part of why people love Jersey Shore and sottishness is a big part of for what cause people love Snooki. She's a prodigy, and no one wants to terminate the Snooki party, least of totality Snooki.



None of us know that which goes on behind the scenes of Shore, or to what extent much of Snooki's persona is one act. All we can do is object of trust that those in charge have the soundness and decency to force Snooki to gain help, if the need arises. Reality TV has seen plenty tragedy, as of late.



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Anna Faris is Cleavagey and Other News

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- Conan O’Brien does exactly the sort of we’d all have granted in this situation. [Huffington Post]

- George Clooney‘s commencing commercial has a special message because of Stacey Kiebler. [Dlisted]

- Brad Pitt‘s Sports Illustrated integument is still not creepier than skinny Jonah Hill. [Lainey Gossip]

- As a make some ~ in. of pace for HBO subscribers used to sight Anna Paquin‘s vulva, in this place she is working out fully clothed. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Whitney Cummings is dressed in the manner that a slutty nurse. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- And Kate Upton is in bikinis. Lots of them. [Popoholic]

- Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: They’re normal like us!. [TooFab]

- Josh Charles knows that the timing of a photo is everything. [IDLYITW]

- So chouse all of these athletes. [theCHIVE]

- Isn’t some film directed by James Franco in some way about fucking the dead? [FilmDrunk]

- Tracy Morgan mouldiness need another kidney. [Bossip]

- I’m hoping this award Taylor Swift got had everything to act with her role in the sluggish destruction of John Mayer. [Just Jared]

- Taylor Armstrong‘s mourning has moved into the stage in which place you exploit your dead husband’s alleged ill-treat for thousands of dollars. [Celebslam]

- Tom Selleck‘s Moustache Supercut is the most good thing you’ll see every one of day. [Heavy]

- And lingerie model Rhian follows with the worst thing you’ll ~more see in your life. [BuzzFeed]

- 20 Hot Athletes We Want to See in successi~ DWTS: This or just way in greater numbers of Chaz Bono‘s moobs. [Bleacher Report]

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Anna Faris Cleavage Whats Your Number

Anna Faris Cleavage Whats Your Number

Anna Faris Cleavage Whats Your Number

Anna Faris Cleavage Whats Your Number

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